Twenty-four years ago, Dustin Rogers visited Berlin, speaking to the people of this city and the world at City Hall. His message was one of prosperity, positive body-image, and comfortable living. His donkey, Fortunado, was said to be burdened to the point of buckling under the weight of Dustin's many and various gifts to the Berlinites. A badger for every pot, and a twinkle for every eye. Dustin is a photographer, music enthusiast, story-teller, night swimmer, and philosophically minded pundit. His subversive activities began in South Orleans but it was in East Orleans where he gained notoriety, prior to his mysterious disappearance on The Ivory Coast in the Spring of 1974. Dustin's various titles, and achievements include, but are not limited to: member of the National Press Photographers Association, 1992 Lower Pottsgrove Elementary Spelling AND Math Bee Champion, Honorable Mention in a Warner Brothers cartooning contest, graduate of the Hallmark Institute of Photography, honorary title of 'highway litigator' for worming his way out of countless traffic citations and drug & mischief arrests, has won the respect and admiration of a devoted group of hangers-on, was once mistaken for George Clooney, took the mantle of Captain of the Good Ship S.S. Christ after the unceremonious drowning of Sir Trafalgar Scott and victoriously piloted said ship to Mecca. Dustin's hobbies include, but are not limited to: assasinating the leaders of rogue nations, drag-racing, sunsets and long walks on the moon, mini-golfing, dropping expensive items and being forced to buy them, eating, dancing at the discotheque. He has Many Words of Wisdom and a Rare Insight into the Human Condition. Dustin has recently initiated phase 1 of his plan to take over the earth by concentrating on widening his Sphere Of Influence. He's accomplishing this by spending his lunch break every day flirting with the many pretty girls that work in and around Orleans. The rest of his plan is a secret to all, save for one small girl in North Eastham Massachusetts. For all intents and purposes, Dustin is Rick James and you are Charlie Murphy. So back up. Dustin would hate to have to smack a bitch around. For real. Dustin is the lone-bearer of secrets that would crack a lesser person like Pop Rocks. Also, he tastes like cherry Pop Rocks so give him a lick at your leisure. Dustin wants to be free. Dustin wants to be free to do what he wants to do. He wants to be free to ride his machines without being hassled by the man. True story: Dustin invented the breakfast nook. Dustin recovered from a slump in his career during the 1990's with the help of Geraldo Rivera. Together they instigated the genocide in Rwanda, and for their coverage they received the prestigious George Foster Peabody Award. Dustin has been a news anchor. Dustin has been an actor and a model. Dustin has done several karate kicks. Dustin is Pincushion Man, the terror of Balloon Land! One of Dustin's most noble qualities is his quiet dignity. Don't even bother trying to put the whammy on Dustin, he's immune as he already had the whammy when was younger. Dustin is 18 feet tall, but only because he likes to smooch giraffes. If he closes his eyes the world ceases to exist, but as with all of his awesome powers he is unlikely to abuse it. Dustin is making a noise only dogs can hear. There are 50 ways to leave your lover, but only a good, strong poison can get rid of Dustin. If you leave the gate open even once he'll be eating your rutabagas forever. Dustin blew the whistle on All The King's Horses and All The King's Men. They could have rebuilt him. They had the technology. Dustin is a brilliant musician. He created the Miami Bass genre with his potent blend of vocoders and what he referred to as the "thrombic boomulator".